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Undead Demand Health Insurance

Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.

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"Left Eye" Saves Debate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.
WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.