CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Following an unsuccessful attempt to win The Biggest Loser, Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, made an appearance on Deal or No Deal.
NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.
PHOENIX, AZ – After losing the 2008 presidential election by nearly 200 electoral votes and nearly six percent of the popular vote, Senator John McCain is understandably in very low spirits.
PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.
COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!
Legendary Weekly World News columnist Ed Anger has suffered a debilitating break down brought on by the election results.
BREAKING NEWS: McCain has proudly accepted the Alien’s endorsement!
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day.
WASHINGTON, DC – On the eve of the most important presidential election in years, the Chaos Cloud has descended upon the nation’s capitol.