BREAKING NEWS: McCain has proudly accepted the Alien’s endorsement!
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day.
WASHINGTON, DC – On the eve of the most important presidential election in years, the Chaos Cloud has descended upon the nation’s capitol.
PHOENIX, AZ – With his presidential bid seen as lost, John McCain is putting a Flux Capacitor on the Straight Talk Express.
Larry King has declared that he will be the first broadcaster to interview an alien if we ever make contact!
I’m madder than a tomcat with his tail in a light socket over the bleeding-heart demand to outlaw capital punishment.
JACKSONVILLE, FL – It looks like the Chaos Cloud has picked its final destination before the elections begin: Florida!
CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.
KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family!
I’m madder than a weightlifter with a slippery barbell over all these women bodybuilders I’m seeing nowadays.