New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico
Bat Boy was spotted last night in Louisville, Kentucky, taking in a Vampire Weekend performance!
Concertgoers are reporting that he slipped past security using a disguise, consisting of skinny jeans and an “Ithaca is Gorges” t-shirt.
Bat Boy squeaked and squealed along to Vampire Weekend’s Upper West Side Soweto beats. After the show, he snuck backstage and showed his appreciation to the band by bringing them mosquitoes to devour.
Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams
Here comes a terrifying new breed of mutant creature — half goldfish, half piranha!
And they’re finally ripe for slaughter!
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers
“After spending decades trying to decipher crop circles, we have found they are nothing more than obscenity-laced insults”
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center
U.S. put on terror alert!
“We’ve hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points” explained San Francisco Police Officer Bruce Onder.