BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE!
ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. … READ MORE
ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. … READ MORE
He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages late last year to the more recent, winnowed-down fields. The next one will be the … READ MORE
Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week with a surprise victory in the Iowa caucuses, had high hopes heading into this week’s … READ MORE
Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. But instead fell apart amid a hail of high-tech glitches and organizational mishaps. “There was … READ MORE
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent run for The White House! … READ MORE
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE
Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West … READ MORE
Last night the FBI finally got their mutant! They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!
LAS VEGAS – Heidi Klum has chosen her Halloween costume – she’s going as Bat Boy!