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BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE!

February 27, 2020 by Boyce Day

ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. … READ MORE

BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE!

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020 by Boyce Day

He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages late last year to the more recent, winnowed-down fields. The next one will be the … READ MORE

STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY!

February 12, 2020February 12, 2020 by Boyce Day

Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week with a surprise victory in the Iowa caucuses, had high hopes heading into this week’s … READ MORE

BAT BOY WINS IOWA!

February 9, 2020February 4, 2020 by Boyce Day

Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. But instead fell apart amid a hail of high-tech glitches and organizational mishaps. “There was … READ MORE

BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!

December 1, 2019December 1, 2019 by Frank Lake

ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent run for The White House! … READ MORE

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

June 27, 2022September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE

BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

October 6, 2019September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West … READ MORE