I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!
I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!