CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
Last night while making his yearly trip, Santa Claus was successfully captured by America’s Favorite Mutant, Bat Boy! Santa trackers were bewildered when he appeared in radars and being seen by people in airplanes. Santa is at the time of publishing, still detained in a cave in West Virginia.
Bat Boy is believed to have used his night vision and natural sonar to get the best of Santa. Sources believe it most likely that Bat Boy was hiding among stalactites on the roof of his cave wearing his Christmas sweater, and dropped a fishing net on Santa when he arrived. Santa probably passed out from the image of an excited Bat Boy rushing towards him, as Bat Boy has that affect on people.
The international community is stunned that Santa Claus has been successfully captured. Most political figures are breathing a sigh of relief that Santa was caught before he could try and enter Iran. Earlier this week President Ahmedinejad spoke out against Santa, vowing that any intrusion of Iran’s borders by him would be seen as an act of war by all Western countries. This violates international conventions as Santa Claus has been seen as an a-political fixture since 1685. Thankfully, with Santa detained, an international incident has been avoided.
Bat Boy is expected to release Santa Clause later this morning. Sources close to Bat Boy believe he most likely caught Santa for harmless reasons. Once they have shared a few cookies and talked about Bat Boy’s wish list Santa will resume his yearly rounds.
Hooray for Batboy! I'm so glad he has no evil intentions, being a precocious boy he just wanted Santa to know what he wanted for Christmas… no harm, no foul… although some presents might be a little late this year… I guess Santa finished his rounds, Iran included, because I heard that Ahmedinejad received a healthy supply of coal to heat his tent with 🙂
Awww…..I LOVE you Bat Boy!!
I'm afraid that Bat Boy gets a lump of coal in his stocking for this trick. Bat Boy has a great future in the world and he has to learn to knock off the shenanigans.
How could Bat Boy be so sure that he caught the Real Santa instead of a Decoy Santa?
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