The Cookie Monster is mugging kids in Times Square!
The costumed character pushed a 2-year-old child and reportedly punched a group of four-year-olds on a school trip in Times Square. The Cookie Monster also called a kid’s Bollywood star mother a name unfit for “Sesame Street,” according to prosecutors.
“You are a bitch, your son is a bastard and your stuff is trash,” the Cookie Monster said, according to court papers.
“You want a piece of me, come on kid, come on take a shot, take a shot” the Cookie Monster said to children as he stood in a boxing stance.
Big Bird arrived in Times Square to rescue his friend, who Big Bird felt had “lost it” because he ate some gluten free cookies.
But Cookie Monster knocked out Big Bird as well. “Take that Bird Flu,” reportedly said The Cookie Monster.
Any kid that tried to take a picture of Cookie Monster had their feet stepped on and their hair yanked.
Cops arrested The Cookie Monster, but he resisted and punched several officers in the face.
Mayor Bloomberg is considering banning Cookie Monster from New York City AND banning cookies.
Sounds like Chris Brown was in the costume.
LOL…Would have liked to seen the video, cookie monster was probable right. The guy was probable making minimum wage for the night, then had to pay taxes on top of that. All he did was express his freedom of speech and expression, Nazi's wanted to make sure he didn't have that either. It's no wonder why Americans don't want to work for an corporate pigs. Would you?
LOL, take that bird flu. Awesome, I wish I could have seen the video.
You actually think this is ok. There is something wrong with you . This is totally wrong in so many ways! F*$KING IMIGRANTS!
It is not the immigrants that are the problem, but the system that the United States government has imprisoned us all in!
yours,
Jacques P.
i THINK NOT IMMIGRANTS ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL OUR PROBLEMS.
so we just gonna ignore the fact that my guy Cookie Monster out here punching children 😭
big bird got hit with a triple Mack truck deluxe ong