Zombies have declared war on cannibals – and things are eating up!
Cannibals have been everywhere in the news lately, with high-profile attacks in Florida, Maryland, Texas, Arizona and France. Zombies are not happy about this, not at all, and have declared war on cannibals. They want to rid the planet of these unwanted parasites.
But Cannibals are fighting back and have announced that they will no longer concentrate on eating living human beings, they are going after Zombies!
The battle is on!
Who will win?
The CDC is beating on Zombies. “We announced recently that there was no Zombie apocalypse, but that was before the rash of cannibal attacks. Now, we see that there is an “awakening” of Zombies across the U.S. And they are out to get cannibals.”
The Zombies are even targeting Luke Magnotta, the gay cannibal, after his arrest in Paris. “We want his brain,” one Zombie told WWN.
Meanwhile, the cannibals have called on one of their famous elder spokesmen, Hannibal Lecter, to guide them in the battle. And he has agreed to join the fight.
What is the difference between Zombies and Cannibals. Well, the Zombieactionnetwork.com has provided a nice diagram to show us:
The brilliant Justin Miller has created a poster that has been seen in cities around America:
There have been numerous reports of battles between zombies and cannibals already coming in from around the country.
In New Jersey, several zombies jumped a cannibal and ate his brain, but then the zombies were jumped by several of the cannibal’s friends and… they were dead meat.
Americans are warned to keep your distance if you see any zombies fighting with cannibals. “Let them fight it out amongst themselves, don’t try to stop it,” said a representative from the CDC.
Who do you think will win? Zombies or Cannibals?
But if cannibals eat a zombie, wouldn't they turn into a zombie? O_O
When cannibals eat a zombie, that makes them ghouls.
I read somewhere that Michigan State University has (or had) a course on surviving a zombie apocalypse.
What is the difference between ghoul and zombie??????????????????????????????????
Ghoul: an evil undead being that haunt graveyards at night and preys on human flesh.
Zombie: a corpse brought back to life by supernatural forces such as Voodoo. But they are not always dead it can be some kind of deadly disease.
Cannibals win!!!!
A cannibal can’t win because remember they still have their signature to eat the zombie and after that they will start to process the turning and suddenly become one of the zombies since cannibals are humans too.
No its actually zombies that win because when the cannibals tend to feed on the zombies flesh later they will start to contain and process poisonous occurances in their body and they will end up dying if it is not cleanse of their system with a required cure.
That will never make them ghouls are you mad. That will make them zombies. Ghouls are created when someone drinks vampire's blood.
Hyprochloricacid, when cannibals die they become ghouls.
What's the difference?
cannibals and zombies eating each other
Interesting subject matter. The difference in cannibal and zombies. So are the facts of witches.
Zombies obviously win because zombies have a lot of defensive and backfiring infectious attacks than cannibals not only that cannibals have the smartest intentions to take out humans but they have no idea how capable the zombies really are especially when the cannibals starts to eat their decayed flesh. They become one of the zombies. The cannibals are really stupid enough to eat zombie meat.