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BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR

SAN FRANCISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence:   he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!

The 7ft tall mythic creature was seen bumping and grinding to Lady Gaga songs at Harvey’s, a gay bar in San Francisco.

There have been many rumors surrounding Bigfoot’s existence, but his recent spotting at a trendy gay bar marks the first time that animal experts have had to question his sexuality.

“I knew Bigfoot was real,” said Bill Tyson, leader of the Bigfoot Field Research Organization in Santa Clara. “I just didn’t know he was gay. I guess it makes sense, though. He does take wonderful care of his hair.”

Regulars at Harvey’s gay bar said that this was not the first time a “tall, dark, hairy stranger” was seen sipping martinis at the bar.

“I had no idea that was Bigfoot,” said Thom Fink, a regular at Harvey’s, “I’ve seen that guy here before. He’s got some of the best dance moves in the club. And did you see the size of his feet? You know what that means!”

According to descriptions from eyewitnesses, Bigfoot walked into the gay bar wearing a wearing a Dolce & Gabbana halter top and spandex leggings.  He then proceeded to go to the bar and order two “Fuzzy Navels.” After that, Bigfoot allegedly got up on stage and lip-synched a flawless rendition of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive.”

The last time bystanders saw the mythic ape of the forest was around two o’clock in the morning, when Bigfoot is alleged to have left the club arm in arm with another large, hairy creature.

“Oh yeah, that was just Jerry,” said Mr. Fink, referring to Bigfoot’s new arm candy. “He looks like Bigfoot, kind of smells like him too.”

The Abominable Snowman, the first openly gay ape-like creature, told reporters that he was proud of Bigfoot’s decision to “come out of the forest.”

“This is a huge step for gay rights,” said the Abominable Snowman. “I mean literally. It’s a huge freaking step. We’re talking about Bigfoot here!”

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25 thoughts on “BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR”

  1. u guys are retards this news is fake! illumaniti are trying to take over the world and you care that bigfoot has walked into a gay bar! fckn grow up! lol.

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  2. That Bigfoot is clearly female. In fact I know her and her name is Patty! I think those shots must be from the Lexington, not Harvey's. Gosh…what passes for accurate journalism these days.

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  3. God damn it why did i have to find out like this. I thought you loved me. I should have known when you didnt want sex. And here i thought you were just being respectful. Dont bother coming over. I'll just send you your clothes to your "BOY FRIENDS" house.

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  4. Christianity united the heterosexual family and enhanced the western civilization/ Judaism dissolved the family unite and corrupted the western civilization. Judaism is not of Abraham's blood, it's not of the old testament, it's of Satanic ideology. Judaism is darkness/ Christianity is light. Thank God for the millions of Christian Jews who built up the western civilization and taught the gentiles how to be righteous in Christ. Judaism created front groups like Communism, Socialism, feminist movement, Federal Reserve Bank, ADL, taking over Capitol Hill for there power to destroy. They boast they are the chosen people, right chosen to serve Satan. Praise the God of Abraham for all the wonderful Christian Jews who enhanced the Western world, giving light and common sense to the human race.

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  5. Must be all Talmudic pseudo-Jews on this post. Why am I not surprised? You know; let's not talk about anything with substance, let's go Bigfoot. When that wears out let's go to bug bunny and Peter rabbit. Let's keep The goy brains at the five year old level.

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  6. So what if a few Yeti's are Gay, who cares? Let and let live I say. I'd treat a Gay Yeti the same as I treat straight Yeti's.

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  7. NEWS FLASH ! Good news folks ! The Sasquatch in the photo is NOT Bigfoot AKA BIGGIE. It's his cousin Bouncie.Confidential news sources have confirmed that Biggie is in New York awaiting his wife and kids for a most joyous family reunion ! Updates will continue to be posted upon confirmation.

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