NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.
Weekly World News’ Bat Boy, the half-bat, half-boy tabloid hero, announced today his intention to
endorse Jimmy McMillan of The Rent is Too Damn High Party for Governor of New York.
The gubernatorial candidate has been invited to receive the official endorsement at a ceremony to coincide with Bat Boy’s “Going Mutant” book party slated for Oct. 25 in New York City’s East Village.
Mr. McMillan’s stand against high rent struck a chord with Bat Boy, who has vivid memories of his family’s constant struggles to meet the outrageous and arbitrary rent increases for their home in a cave in West Virginia. Bat Boy’s life and accomplishments since that sad day are detailed in “Going Mutant”
Bat Boy also commended the gubernatorial candidate’s stand on allowing New Yorkers to marry shoes. The boy mutant went on the record in 2008 to oppose California’s Proposition 8 to strictly define marriage as between a man and woman in the hope that a no vote would open the way for official recognition of the kind of inter-species unions common to his fellow mutants and shoe lovers.
Bat Boy has a long history of endorsing worthy political candidates, such as President Obama, and causes, such as the fight against White Nose Syndrome by Bat Conservation International, as reported by the Dallas Morning News, among others.
WWN’s recently scooped all media with its report about the $1 billion purchase of 10,000 jetpacks for the Los Angeles police and fire departments as reported by CNN
About Bat Boy
Bat Boy is a half-bat and half-boy mutant who rose up from his hardscrabble origins in the caves of West Virginia to become one of the most influential mutants in the world.
The recently published book, Going Mutant, is an intimate look at the how Bat Boy overcome his lowly origins to become America’s favorite freedom fighter. The book also recounts some of Bat Boy’s efforts to wipe out White Nose Syndrome: www.amazon.com/Going-Mutant-Bat-Boy-Exposed/dp/1439157006 .
Here’s an interview with Going Mutant author, Dr. Barry Leed:
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I too think that the rent is too damned high but would never marry a shoe. I love that Bat boy is so progressive.
screw batboy, that interviewer (Curtis' mom) is fine.
I thought Batboy wasn't in to politics.
McMilan was the only candidate who made any sense
at the debate.
The others are so rich they talk like blind alien mutants.
As usual, Bat Boy has used his super senses to know
what is going on !!!
Bat Boy may be right about shoes.
You cannot marry a pair of shoes, they 're already mated to each other !!!