An alien spaceship has been circling the Sun for the last few weeks. It’s a huge, metallic mothership.
Month: April 2012
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
UFO OVER SOUTH KOREA
A UFO was spotted over South Korea – once again. It is confirmed to be an alien ship from Planet Zeeba.
PURPLE CRAB
A purple crab is one of four new species of the creature that have been discovered on the Philippine island of Palawan.
OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.