Talk about “odd” jobs! Cat casher, slubber, doffer and chick sexer…
BOSTON, MA – It has been discovered that Professor Henry Louis Gates and Sgt. James Crowley share an old Irish king as their ancestor!
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham has voted in favor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Republicans fear he has been replaced by a pod person.
I’m madder than an elephant with a peanut allergy!
TEANECK, NJ – Adversity does indeed breed creativity. A New Jersey resident has successfully baked her way out of foreclosure!
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has invited James Crowley and Henry Louis Gates to the White House to reconcile over beers.
There is some seriously unconditional love going on in this week’s Freak of the Week contest.
NEW HAVEN, CT – Watch out, dog fighters. There’s a new game in town…
JAKARTA – An Indonesian woman has given birth to conjoined twins who have separate heads but a shared body.
After years of telling us not to call people “retarded” any more, the Democrats are using the word!