MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag.  I’m a tranny.  I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

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Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee.  From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing.  When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’.  Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense.  Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure.  She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it.  After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
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  5. Megan fox real name was Mitch fox before he had a sex change and she or he was from new york and it don't matter i would love too see Megan fox in person because she sexy as hell and i would doubtful hang out with her all day along

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  6. Megan Fox is a miracle of plastic surgery,not of nature….This is the well known FACT…This girl is stupid, rich and beautiful(yes in fact,she is not)….what else does a man want???????
    This is system and megan is its whore….I CAN NOT respect her,sorry….A porn star is more ethical than her…

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  7. I've know her since she was born….Darlene and Frank her folks belonged to the same club us and Megan and my daughter played together every day….She stayed at our home and has vacationed with us. This is ridiculous

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  9. Of course she/he is a man! I thought everyone knew this already. Its a pretty well known fact. Don't blame weekly world news. They always just report facts. Her mom has worked for many transgendered causes and is proud of the success her boy has had.

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  15. Hahahaaha! She's a dude? WTF!! I feel sorry for all you guys out there! You all fell in love with HIM! Your probally thinking "Am I Gay now?" ahahaah XD

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  20. I don't believe this–you're all idiots, including the person who wrote this article. I don't care if you're a genius or not; this article is not real and will never be real. If anyone believes in this article, I quote myself: "You're all idiots".

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  21. The eggs are sold by the dozen.How was your weekend ?Have fun!This way, he can kill two birds with one stone.I like all kinds of fruit.Not only did I know her, but I was her best friend.He grasped both my hands.They stopped talking when their boss came in.Being a mother is not easy.Would you like to leave a message?

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  22. All things considered he is not a bad player, its just his leg break slowed down his progression and we judge him compared to the players around him, with the likes of Arteta, Cazorla and Wilshere in our midfield he is bound to look good, but then look at his Wales performances, again, not the best but he is their second best player and he shows it on the field

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  23. I have done some looking around on the Web and watched the video where she supposedly admits and she is a natural women. This story is just complete BS. If you watch where she actually says it she just thinks she is ugly and looks like a man. I have posted a link to the video so if you believe the story over me you can see why i am right

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  24. anyone who belives this story is a complete moron and should leave the usa we dont need that stupid of people here. The reason i say this is because ive known Megan since childhood. she was such a sweet kid and i am happy for all her sucsess. We have ran into each other a few times until her husband and i got into an arguement at a nyc party(the were still only dating then) but alas i know first had megan was born a woman and has grown into a great woman, strong, successful and now a happy mother. So anyone who belives this look in the mirror and start slapping yourself for 3 hours at least.

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  25. she was preggo with her first child so you idiots that believe this are just closeted gays cos most of you have said you'd still ukfay "shim" LMFAOOOOOOO

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  26. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??! Do you people have nothing to do just to write these kind of nonsense and others, believe in that? WTF?!

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  27. Dude all of you are dumbasses there is such things as vaginal reconstructive surgery a procedure in which a man can have active overies

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