LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
Megan Fox’s comments on what it is like to be a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said, “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a pleasant attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s a man.
Megan Fox’s gender was growing up.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. His parents put him on the pageant circuit when having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests.
By 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox.’ Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately, laws prohibit such surgery from being done on minors.
Megan Fox today, as a man
Since then, Megan has been working non-stop and has been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications worldwide.
As she goes by now exclusively, Megan also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors could match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.