Sarah Palien?

Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela.

The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks.
Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.

61 thoughts on “Sarah Palien?”

  1. I oft wondered about the big hairdo bun at the back of her head. Not hair at all, but just covers up her enlongated alien cranium. Thanks WWN!
    I wonder if she eats small live companion animals like that chick from 'V'.

  2. I for one think that if she IS a Palien then she should never have been allowed to enter those beauty competition things!
    I mean I don't want to be seen as Palienist but surely there's a rule against that sort of thing?

  3. I knew I'd seen her before and I just placed it. I was on a routine abduction and most of us were waiting quietly. Not Sarah, though. She took the unusual stance of outspoken "director" in the O.R. When it was my time for evaluation, Sarah was still shouting at the other abductees (such as: "you good for nothing breeders!" "I'll shoot you, I'll shoot you" and something unintelligible — tongues?) The aliens themselves were bewildered by her outbursts and left her alone to act it out until the procedures were finished. Hyped up lady, ready to take the reins even when she has no idea what is going on…never seen anything like it.

  4. That's not to mention that anything a mere 37,000 miles from the sun would be instantly fried and would not have snow even if it didn't fry.

  5. Gees nice next you will be posting pictures of President Obama and a Monkey saying he looks like a monkey……
    Oh wait that would be disrespectful to your demonic messiah

  6. As a forensic pathologist, 7 of the 13 minor anatomical landmarks used in superdermal identification (visual with skin) are so far off that this alien and this governor cannot be related. Pick a better picture for comparison. Like one with obama and a turd.

  7. Hohoho Sarah Palien? You folks make me snort! Peh who would think of such a person to reside on OUR planet? WE SHALL DECLARE WAR ON THIS PLANET OF EARTH! RAWR!

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