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Lehman CEO Admits That He Forgot How To Count!

September 16, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

“Frankly, Bagel Fridays made it very difficult to concentrate on work.”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bagels, lehman brothers, meeting, nyse, pumpkin

Glow from Mars Creates Problems in Transylvania

September 16, 2008 by Maleeka Spriggs

Lovesick werewolves are causing big trouble in Transylvania — and the problem could spread to the United States

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags fbi, government, international, mars, werewolf, werewolves

US Navy Captures Lake Michigan Monster

September 15, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

The US Navy captured a 140-foot monster in Lake Michigan on September 16 and a secret Pentagon photograph proves it!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags dinosaurs, divers, lake michigan, monster, navy, pentagon, prehistoric

Southern Farmer Requires Everyone to Pitch In

September 15, 2008 by Shirley Everglade

“Everybody here needs to lend me a helping hand because I’ve been doing pretty much all the work.”

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags animals, farm, louisiana, pig

Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner's Butt

September 12, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bat, blood, coal mine, doctor, hospital, undead, vampire, vampire bat, vampires

Three-Legged Model Wows NY Fashion Week!

September 11, 2008 by Marge Floori

Yes, beautiful Celine is dazzling the runway world by strutting her stuff on three gams.

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags model, new york, new york city, photographer, supermodel

Dinosaurs Found on Mars

September 11, 2008 by Garrett Hawley

NASA’s Mars Lander has transmitted a photograph of a super-sized dinosaur standing on the surface of Mars

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags dinosaurs, mars, martian, nasa, reptile, tyrannosaurus rex

HUMAN BAT DISCOVERED IN ITALY

September 10, 2008 by Shirley Everglade

Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bat, international, italy, mafia, venice

Aquatic Pit Bull

September 9, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Here comes a terrifying new breed of mutant creature — half goldfish, half piranha!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags animals, brazil, fish, pets

Russians Train Mummy Air Force

September 9, 2008 by Marge Floori

Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags air force, cia, cover-up, Department of Defense, government, moscow, mummies, mummy, Russia, spy
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