NIGERIA – Blind mom Heather Hilton was leaving the hospital with her newborn son when hooligans kidnapped the boy, and sent her home with a baby chimpanzee!
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GREAT DEPRESSION COOKING MAKES COMEBACK
OASIS, GA – With an ever worsening economic climate, millions are turning to recipes from the Great Depression to help save money.
3 SUGGESTED MASTER’S THESES
Drowning in books? Don’t know where to start? Here’s three easy ways to get a graduate degree!
TATTOO BARBIE GETS DUMPED
MALIBU, CA – Shocking the world today, Barbie and Ken have split up. In a press conference, Ken said it’s because of the tattoos.
THE SECRET TO SIX PACK ABS
NEW YORK— A team of trainers has announced over the course of every issue of Men’s Health magazine that abdominal definition is possible for the average newsstand shopper.
PENTHOUSE CLOSING
LOS ANGELES, CA – Penthouse is closing its doors for good and canceling its magazine. Free online pornography is believed to have dealt the deathblow to the publishing giant.
DR. SEUSS TRIVIA
In honor of his birthday, Weekly World News presents 15 strange facts about Dr. Seuss that you may have never heard before!