Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!
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Wreckage of Bermuda Triangle in Gobi Desert
A stunning clue in the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been found in a remote desert on the other side of the world.
Bar in Woods has Lumberjack Bouncers
People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend.
Manigator Found!
The discovery of a bizarre half-human, half-alligator in the Florida Everglades has flabbergasted scientists.
Smoking Puppies!
Faced with dying customers, restrictive laws, and lawsuits from smokers who get sick from using their product, cigarette companies have been on a desperate search for a new customer base. Now they believe they’ve found it.
A Real Copy Cat!
Widow Katie Watson’s strange adventure began when she noticed a stray gray cat hanging around her house. Soon, though, Watson realized that Felix was more than just an unusually affectionate cat.
Bigfoot Duck Hunting!
Brothers Luke and Rob Wiley were sitting by Sumter Lake early one morning, preparing their duck decoys, when they heard loud footsteps in the woods behind them. “We assumed it was another hunter,” said Rob.
Top Secret Navy Whale Sniffs Out Enemy Mines!
Fresh baked bread from your favorite bakery, a warm apple pie on the windowsill…underwater enemy attacks?
Former Jim Jones Acolyte Now CEO of Gatorade!
In need of a leadership shift, Gatorade hired former Jim Jones acolyte Jonathan Ratliff, who not only has been working closely with Gatorade developers for the past 12 years, but also played a pivotal role in the largest mass suicide in the past 1900 years.
Corpse Plane To Paradise
“You’d be surprised how many people die down here every week,” said 63-year-old Timothy Kodera, Airborne Hygiene Consultant for the New York City Sanitation Department.