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BAT BOY PLUSHIE HOTTEST TOY THIS X-MAS!!!!
The Bat Boy backpack Plushie has been named one of the must-have toys for kids this Christmas by this year’s Consumer Report!
SOMALI PIRATES TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK
DJIBOUTI – The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.
BAT BOY REGISTERS TO VOTE IN 48 STATES
AUSTIN, TX – On the campus of The University of Texas yesterday afternoon, Bat Boy registered to vote in the Lone Star State.
This marked the forty-eighth state in which the half-bat, half-boy national icon successfully registered to help the nation decide the next US President.
MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT
NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.
Ancient Mayan Temple Has SanDisk Flash Drive
Shocking news on the heels of Samsung’s bid for SanDisk!
Bar in Woods has Lumberjack Bouncers
People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend.
To Little Fanfare, Margaret Thatcher Finally Admits To Being a Zombie
After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.