LADY LIBERTY GETS LAID OFF!
In 1886 The Statue of Liberty was commissioned in New York City. The dazzling dame was a gift from the French government and soon became an icon of the United … READ MORE
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DISNEY BEGINS PRODUCTION OF MAD TEA PARTY THRILLER
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Production on Disney’s Mad Tea Party reportedly began in Anaheim California this week. The gritty, live-action film will be Disney’s first film with an R rating. Steven … READ MORE
IRISH PUB HAUNTED BY GHOST OF MARGARET THATCHER
COSTA MESA, CA – Margaret Thatcher’s ghost is causing nothing but trouble for a popular Southern California pub. The Harp Inn of Costa Mesa has their fair share of characters … READ MORE
HOLOGRAPHIC AXL ARRESTED IN HOLLYWOOD!
Taken down at Jumbo’s Clown Room Los Angeles Police arrested Holographic Axl Rose last night at Jumbo’s Clown Room in Hollywood. They were taken into custody after Axl and five … READ MORE
FAA ALLOWS SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION
GWYNETH PALTROW SUPPORTS DECISION! DENVER, CO – The FAA shocked travelers worldwide this morning when announcing new guidelines that allow Spontaneous Human Combustion (SHC) on all domestic and international flights. … READ MORE
GUNS N’ ROSES ANNOUNCE TOUR!
APPETITE FOR PROJECTION LOS ANGELES – Rockers and rollers rejoiced today when Guns N’Roses announced their Appetite For Projection tour starting in LA in the Spring of 2020. The boys … READ MORE
SANTA SAVES CHRISTMAS?
A statewide manhunt is underway this morning in Washington for Santa Claus. He escaped from the Betty Ford Clinic late yesterday afternoon. Santa was being watched round-the-clock, ut somehow managed … READ MORE
MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE
NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, authorities arrested Mrs. Claus in the North Pole today. They stormed Mrs. Claus’s Snowy Heights … READ MORE
SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic. Santa opted to enter … READ MORE
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE – LIVE IN VEGAS
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are at it again. They have stunned fans (and foes) with news of their upcoming Las Vegas residency. Death, War, … READ MORE