ALIEN ROCKS FOUND IN MEXICO!

Alien rocks, from Planet Gootan, were discovered in Mexico.
The rocks were found in the state of Sonora.  Experts from the U.N. Panel of Extraterrestrials have identified the rocks as being from Planet Gootan.  “They are definitely Gootan rocks.  No doubt about it,” said Dr. John Malley, the head of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials.

Some thought that the rocks had fallen from a dump truck. They were wrong.  They fell from outer space.  Some thought that the smell was gas, but it’s not… it’s a radioactive, intergalactic substance know as Gooboplasm.

 The U.N. is carefully going to study the rock.  The U.S. military is getting involved as well.  “We are concerned that the rocks may be weaponized, so we are taking every precaution,” said a representative from the Defense Department.
The rocks contained phosphorite, a chemical chain reaction that could have ignited them as they were been subjected to friction.Phosphorus in rocks, or phosphorite, is usually deposited by sediment – dissolved phosphorus from continental weathering that is brought to the oceans by rivers and streams.

So why did the Gootans drop rocks on Earth?
“Earth has been under attack by the Gootans since November of 2011,” said Dr. Malley.  “There has been a cover-up by all governments on Earth, and most citizens have not noticed because it has not impacted many populations yet.  But, there is an ongoing attack on Earth by the Gootans.”
Dr. Malley said that the U.N. is proud that they captured the Gootan rocks.  “It is a major victory in the battle against Planet Gootan.”