ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.28)

The rocket fired by NASA on Saturday failed to hit it’s targets.  The alien spaceships will be here within 40 hours.
Leaders of the major governments around the world are trying to deal with the financial crisis in Europe, while at the same time prepare for the alien spaceships that will be arriving on Earth in the next 40 hours.   World leaders are making preparations to head to safe houses and alien bunkers.
NASA launched several missiles over the weekend with hopes that they would take out the alien spaceships, but the spaceships proved to elusive and dodged the missiles.  Several experts at NASA that were monitoring the path of the missiles say that the alien spaceships, seemed to just “vanish” when the missiles got close.
“It was long shot, a gamble.   We don’t know anything about their spaceships.  It failed.  Now, it is clear to them that we are hostile.  We just hope that they are more evolved and are coming here for peaceful purposes,” said an insider at NASA.
Here’s one of the bunkers Russian leaders will be heading to:

And WWN got an inside look at the U.S. Alien bunker:

Governments around  the world have activated their Alien Defense Systems – and are ready to fire back if fired upon.
What should citizens do?
“We recommend going about your normal life,” said a source close to the State Department.  “If you alter your daily lives, the aliens win.  And we want them to know that we are peaceful beings.”
But what about the missiles we fired at them?
“Well, hopefully they can understand why we had to do that.”
Dr. John Malley of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials is monitoring the situation by the hour.   He believes that the alien spaceships (which have been identified as ships from Planet Gootan) may NOT be hostile and he is hoping that citizens of our planet will remain calm and not make any aggressive first moves against the Gootans.  “That could mean the end of our planet.”
Let’s hope they are coming in peace…

45 thoughts on “ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.28)”

  1. I think we blew up Frank Lake's cover. I've been reserching a little bit his posts. Guess what-all FAKE!!! Just look at his last post: Selena Gomez pregnant. Thats a lie!!! Her mother's pregnant. I think those alien stories were all fake too.

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    • no mybe bigfoot and batboy can help us along with the help of the corpse of nessie lol if nessie is dead and mybe we can alll di this stay calm and call batman lol or mybe they are aliens who come to take our cows lol or mybe they are here for the paranormal states or wait mybe they are going to kill the fake zombies in mexico city lol but i think its fake and gootankiller is right thats because hes awsome like me we rock i dont know who he is but hes gotta be awsome

  2. if this is real it just goes to show about our human race shoot first ask questions later horrible. makes me wish i could leave this planet just because of some of the idiots that live on it.

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  3. WELL, ITS ALMOST NOV.29,2011 AND I HAVE NOT SEEN NOR HEAD OF ANY ALIEN INVASION OR OTHERWISE, MAYBE THEY TURNED TAIL AND RAN OFF BECAUSE WE ARE TOO HOSTILE, SAVAGE AND WE ARE NOT READY FOR THERE TECNOLOGY.
    NASA, FIRING OFF THERE ROCKETS AT THE GOOTANS WAS NOT A SMART MOVE, WE REALLY DID NOT KNOW WHY THEY HAVE COME, WE LET OUR FEARS GET THE BEST OF US, THEY MAY HAVE COME TO HELP US MATURE, MEDICAL WONDERS, NEW ENERGY SORCES, A NEW LEVEL OF INTELLENGENCE.
    AND OF COURSE IT COULD BE A REAL
    DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL ! OR EVEN
    “V” VISITORS (REPTILLIANS) LIZARDS !

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  4. i find it funny how people are labelin this as bullshit so fast . . . i'll wait and see what happens 🙂 i dont really believe it tho, but who am i to say whats real whats not . . . well, anything except dead people are lol

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  5. ok this is all a hoax the jetpack thing could be real probly… pretty much most things are fake here but we never know but i say its fake

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  6. if it is real i say bring out the guns yeah send evryone guns and rocket lunchers so we can fight bak lol but i think its fake oh and if its real get a plane and fly evryone to th u.s. alien safe house it could have food lol and i think its fake though

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  7. I’m guessing the aliens hit us and we are all dead, since there is no 11/29 update on wwn.
    On the bright side, no more cellphone bills….

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