GREEN BLOB IN SPACE


WASHINGTON – There’s a giant green blob in outer space.  It’s alive and it’s heading for Earth!

The Hubble Space Telescope spotted a mysterious giant green blob in outer space and found that it’s strangely alive. The bizarre glowing blob is spinning around furiously and heading right for Earth.
The blob of deadly gas was first discovered by a Dutch school teacher and is named Brengta Woobong.  NASA released the Hubble photo of the Blob on Monday.
Parts of the green blob are collapsing and the resulting pressure from that is creating stars, asteroids and alien creatures.  Other parts of the Blob are forming into missile-like projectiles.

“This blob can be one hundred times more devastating to Earth, than any asteroid,” said James V. Bellanca III, the chief blob expert at NASA.  “If it hits Earth, the entire planet will be destroyed within 15 seconds.”

The blob is the size of Jupiter and is only one year away from destroying the Earth.  NASA scientists are meeting with members of The Obama Administration to form an Armageddon Committee.

The blob is mostly hydrogen gas and nitroglycerin swirling from the center.  It is illuminated by an internal quasar  asteroid molecule.

The Blob came out of a black hole just past Pluto – which is still trying to decide if it’s a planet or not.

The blob was discovered by elementary school teacher, Brengta Woobong, who is 24, as part of a Galaxy Zoo Day at her school. Woobong said when she first saw the odd object it appeared blue and smaller. The Hubble photo provides a clear picture and better explanation for what is happening with the blob.

“It actually looked like a blue smudge,” Woobong told WWN. “Now it looks like a dancing frog missile in the sky because it’s green.” She says she can even see what passes for arms and eyes  and the eyes look “evil.”

NASA is worried that there may be other Blobs out there.  “We have to protect the citizens of Earth,” said Bellanca.   “We may have to send some Blob Killers into outer space to destroy it before it gets too close.

Let’s hope Bellanca and his team can save Earth before its too late!

45 thoughts on “GREEN BLOB IN SPACE”

  1. You guys are pathetic! All our lives will end next year and all you can do is joke about it. I am going to kill myself by filling my bathtub with straight vodka, sucking down what I can then light a match and kiss my ass goodbye. Or maybe I'll just have an orgy and get f*** to death.

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  2. Maybe the spaceships will "come in peace" and defend us from the blob.. or give us a choice to leave earth.. That would be nice 🙂

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  3. I almost was going to cry then I went back and I was happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Maybe the spaceships will "come in peace" and defend us from the blob.. or give us a choice to leave earth.. That would be nice 🙂

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  5. wtf is wrong with u people? Dont u people know that the green blob is coming to cover up what those 200 mile wide ships destroy?! The green blob is gonna make everything better. We're all going to be so damn traumatized by the time that blob reaches us that nothin will fu..ing matter when it hits december 21 2012…….

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  6. Id seEN that before! in my dream, that this was gonna happen 1 year before it will reach .. ..the name of that object is Corvex in my dreams … Id scetch it … Oh no.. Is this real ?!

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  7. This is nonsence…how many times have we scared people telling them the world will end, and having them shelter away food…come on…the world will end simply because of us in my opinion. we were baught to this earth with no diseases and we created them. The world is falling apart as we speak.

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  8. Absurd. Nitroglycerin's side effects are dizziness, nausea, vomiting, and allergic reactions. This would not destroy a plannet. It would just make life a bit… uncomforatable for a brief time. Snaps for creativity, though.

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  9. IT´S ALL LIES!!!!!
    FIRST, THIS PICTURE WAS RELEASED BY NASA THERE ARE SOME MONTHS,
    SECONDLY, THAT GREEN NEBULA LIKE OBJECT IS STILL A MISTERIOUS FOR ASTRONOMERS

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  10. MORE:
    IF IT REALLY WOULD BE HEADING TO OUR GALAXY, MORE EXACTLY TO OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, AND MORE AND MORE EXACTLY GOING TO "EAT" OUR PLANET IT WOULD TAKE SOME THOUSAND YEARS….
    WHO WILL BE THERE TO SEE THAT???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHASAHASHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAHHHHHHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    • firstly its fake and secondly smart arse it would depend how fast the "object" is travelling.. so you can't make that commetn unless you know the exact speed.. idiot.

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