TEXAS BEATS THE HEAT BY CONVERTING TO CELSIUS!
In an unprecedented move, the Lone Star State has taken a quantum leap in the battle against blistering summers by announcing its conversion to the Celsius temperature scale. The decision, … READ MORE
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WICH AND WHEY MAKE A NEW FRIEND IN TEXAS
Finding Samuel The dry heat of southern Texas was an appreciated change from the Louisiana swamp. Glen and I arrived in Texas in search of the chupacabra, a reptilian beast … READ MORE
PRIVATE BIG GAME HUNT IN TEXAS CALLED OFF
Donald Trump, Jr. upset! “Little Bitey Things Were Everywhere!” The much-heralded “Africa In Texas” private hunt has been called off. The Moreau Ranch, a 30,000-acre spread near Houston, cited “an … READ MORE
FIREBALL OVER TEXAS
TEXAS – An alien spaceship fired several shots over Texas over the last few weeks.
OBAMA BURNS TEXAS!
SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!
OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS
BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.
TEXAS SECESSION
AUSTIN, TX – Texas has seceded from the union. Led by Governor Rick Perry, Texans and those frustrated with the Federal government are clamoring to Texas to start a new country.