BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary!
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Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!!
Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, … READ MORE
BREAKING NEWS: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS STUDIOS LAUNCHES!
Weekly World News Launches Entertainment Division, Announces First Project “The Zombie Wedding” From Deadline.com today. Written by Matt Grobar EXCLUSIVE: Weekly World News—the supermarket tabloid behind such wacky characters as Bat Boy, … READ MORE
ZOOLOGIST CLAIMS BAT BOY WAS CREATED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT!
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. … READ MORE
BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!
SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE
BRING BACK WEEKLY WORLD NEWS!
Alien-AppRoved KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN IS Launched! LOST CAVERNS, WV – Weekly World News announces its $50,000 crowdfunding campaign on Kickstarter! The purpose is to expand our reporting, graphics, and video production. … READ MORE
BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST!
PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy to take a cognitive test. Since Donald Trump “aced” his test and identified an elephant … READ MORE
LADY LIBERTY GETS LAID OFF!
In 1886 The Statue of Liberty was commissioned in New York City. The dazzling dame was a gift from the French government and soon became an icon of the United … READ MORE
BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results have finally come in. Bat Boy does NOT have coronavirus! Last week, Bat Boy was … READ MORE
BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!
And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again. On a day … READ MORE