MILLENNIAL SPILLS VAPE JUICE IN UBER
EL SEGUNDO, CA – A local Uber ride took an unexpected turn yesterday when a millennial passenger spilled their vape juice all over the backseat. The incident has sparked a … READ MORE
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OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING
They’ve had enough with boomers and the way they have ruined everything for the generations that follow them. In another effort to simplify life, millennials have decided that Thanksgiving is … READ MORE
DRACULA GOES VEGAN!
AFTER MASSIVE HEART ATTACK, HE’S SWITCHING TO BLOODY MARYS Count Dracula has been sucking blood for hundreds of years but had a big scare last month. He was immediately admitted … READ MORE
GENERATION X-FILES?
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to … READ MORE
MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE
NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, authorities arrested Mrs. Claus in the North Pole today. They stormed Mrs. Claus’s Snowy Heights … READ MORE
CONFIRMED: WORLD WILL END OCTOBER 21, 2012
RALEIGH, N.C. – The Apocalypse didn’t happen in 2011 but Harold Camping has confirmed that it will happen – October 21, 2012.