ELON MUSK IS BROKE
NEW YORK, NY – A former millionaire proves that money can disappear before you know it!
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WWN ANNOUNCES FIRST “WEEKLY WORLD NEWS NFT”
Weekly World News NFT Collection launches on OpenSea on Monday, Nov. 29th, 2021 at High Noon ET New York, NY, United States – November 23, 2021 – Weekly World News, the … READ MORE
ASTEROID HITS PEORIA RICOCHETS BACK INTO SPACE!
U.S. SPACE FORCE DESTROYED MOST OF THE ASTEROID BEFORE IT HIT EARTH! PEORIA, IL – NASA representatives confirmed to Weekly World News that Asteroid 2019XPX5 entered the Earth’s atmosphere early … READ MORE
ASTEROID STILL HEADING FOR PEORIA ON ELECTION DAY!
BUT SPACE FORCE IS READY TO TAKE ACTION TO STOP IT! HOUSTON, TX – Weekly World News met with chief NASA scientist, Banesh Bannerjee, to discuss the latest on the … READ MORE
BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS
When Carol Henderson made out her shopping list, she never thought it would include a communication device to another planet. But that is exactly what happened to the Ohio woman! … READ MORE
ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH ON ELECTION DAY?!
SCIENTISTS SAY IT WILL HIT RUSSIA… OR PEORIA! In an exclusive interview, an astronomer at Palomar Observatory in California told Weekly World News that an asteroid is set to hit … READ MORE
TESLA SOCIAL DISTANCING UNIT REVEALED!
One month ago, Elon Musk was spotted in a grocery store wearing an unusual contraption. Many. who saw him, ridiculed his clothing accessory. But, apparently, his trip to pick up … READ MORE
TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING
“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing cities and start over!” Boasts lead developer Arnold Wilhowsky speaking about the new Tesla OMNI. … READ MORE
STOCK-PICKING CHIMP SAYS TESLA IS BANANAS!
As a RIC (Registered Investment Chimp), it’s my duty to protect customers from market mania, and when a stock does what Tesla is doing – with NO fundamental change in … READ MORE
BEZOS TO HEAD TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!
NEW YORK, NY – Jeff Bezos is going to the center of the earth! For years he has been working on his Blue Origin project, trying to beat Elon Musk … READ MORE