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ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS


PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.

The Alien, well known for correctly endorsing every presidential winner since 1980, is in shock over his first losing endorsement.

The Alien was not available for comment, but issued a statement that sent his condolences to both the American public and Senator John McCain for getting it wrong. His mortification is only intensified by McCain’s proud acceptance of his endorsement just the day before.

Insiders believe the Alien will beam himself this evening to McCain’s home to offer the Senator a shoulder to cry on.

7 Responses to “ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS”

  1. Conspirama says:

    ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS…

    PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement. The Alien, well known for correctly endorsing every presidential winner since 1980, is in shock over his first losing endorsement. ……

  2. douglas says:

    Perhaps this alien can take McCain away to a warm and fuzzy happy place so that he can heal and be happy

    http://www.theweeklydonut.com/index.php/2008/10/16/john-mccain-hes-just-plain-scary-part-five/

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  4. Solomonia says:

    I Know Just How He Feels…

    ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement. The Alien, well known for correctly endorsing every presidential winner since 1980, is in shock over his first losing……

  5. [...] After his recent public embarrassment of endorsing the wrong presidential candidate, the Alien has been off the radar. Never before has the Alien suffered such a setback in his political know-how. [...]

  6. nunya says:

    are you kidding me? you guys seriousley believe all this crap? gosh. you people are nuts.
    cant you tell that the picture is photoshoped or something? HOAX!

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