HURUMA, KENYA – Evidence has now surfaced that while on his summer international tour, Barack Obama disappeared from Israel to attend a secret meeting in Huruma, a ramshackle town on the outskirts of Nairobi.
Though the true purpose of this meeting remains a highly guarded secret, one Kenyan source claims to have seen the presidential hopeful sharing a cigarette with what appeared to be a young man-child bearing a striking resemblance to the Democratic nominee but with larger and more pointed ears.
The Kenyan also reported that the man-child had bulging eyes.
The source was unclear if the man-child’s eyes were naturally bulged or were bulging as a result of what Obama may have told the mysterious creature.
The Weekly World News investigative team continues to probe this mystery and expects to acquire photographic evidence of this clandestine encounter within hours.