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I’m madder than a giraffe with tonsillitis!

Those media morons are lying about the protestors at town hall meetings about health care!

That Nancy Pull-o-face said there were people carrying Nazi flags at one protest. Funny: if that was true, the picture would have been on the cover of the New York Times for three days straight. Maybe I missed it.

This is the same Nancy Pull-o-face who takes money from that American Gay Boy Lovers Association – and there’s plenty of proof for THAT!

Other idiots say the protesters are all being put together by the insurance companies. Right, not like those lie-beral protests from the last fifty years, paid for by everybody from the Rockefeller Foundation to the Teamsters to ACORN!

Hey, commie pinkos: unlike YOU people, WE don’t need a bribe to do our civic duty, or speak our minds in public, and we sure as hell don’t need to get “organized” by anybody. We’re not stupid sheep!

Last year, “dissent was patriotic!” Now that we’re doing it – that’s different. Pictures of Bush as a comic book bad guy? Good. Do the same with Obama and you’re a “racist” – that’s just the new word for “someone who questions my ideas”!

They call us zombies and Nazis, but who are the real zombies and Nazis? The ones trying to PREVENT their fellow citizens from asking questions in public meetings, because they’re so caught up in the cult of the Teleprompter Kid!

Now the White House wants us to squeal on anybody who says anything “fishy” about this health care scam.

So if you folks take a notion to dump a million pounds of dead fish on the White House front lawn, sign me up for one mackerel!