Tag Archives: zombies

ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE

By Frank Lake on May 14, 2012

President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.

By Frank Lake on April 25, 2012

PHOENIX – Aliens are backing Santorum, so Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!

By Tap Vann on April 11, 2012

Be prepared when the undead arrive!

By Tap Vann on April 4, 2012

The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.

By Frank Lake on November 29, 2011

10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.

By Tap Vann on November 3, 2011

British scientist Nicholas Higgs discovered that a three-million-year-old whale bone fossil shows signs of an undersea “zombie worm”.

By Frank Lake on October 28, 2011

IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!

By Tap Vann on October 5, 2011

NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.

By Tap Vann on September 20, 2011

IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.

By Tap Vann on September 1, 2011

SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.