Tag Archives: zombies
ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
ZOMBIE BULLETS
After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.
ZOMBIES VS. CANNIBALS
Zombies have declared war on cannibals – and things are eating up!
ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
ZOMBIES BACK ROMNEY
PHOENIX – Aliens are backing Santorum, so Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL MAP
Be prepared when the undead arrive!
ZOMBIE GUN
The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
ZOMBIE WORMS
British scientist Nicholas Higgs discovered that a three-million-year-old whale bone fossil shows signs of an undersea “zombie worm”.
WALKING DEAD IN IOWA CEMETERY
IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!










