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ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT
AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!
Amish Use Zombies for Labor
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
To Little Fanfare, Margaret Thatcher Finally Admits To Being a Zombie
After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.
