Tag Archives: zombie

A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY

By Frank Lake on December 23, 2010

Zombies can be a real problem over the holidays. Here’s an instructional video to help you make it through.

By Frank Lake on November 7, 2010

Everyone fears Zombies. Forget Zombies! Be on the lookout for Bat Boy! WARNING: Extremely bloody with obscenity.

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2010

NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!

By Frank Lake on October 16, 2010

EL SEGUNDO – Mattel announced that their biggest selling Barbie ever is the… Zombie Barbie!

By Frank Lake on July 20, 2010

WASHINGTON – Broadway came to the White House for a night and President Obama’s portrayal of Fela was a smash hit!

By Garrett Hawley on May 27, 2009

MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.

By Gerry Dorsey on May 5, 2009

TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!

By Garrett Hawley on February 9, 2009

AMSTERDAM – Accident victim Godfried Lansing was declared dead and lay in a morgue for 48 spine-chilling hours before suddenly bouncing back to life.

By Garrett Hawley on January 29, 2009

AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!

By Reginald Cunningham III on September 29, 2008

“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”