Posted on 27 October 2010
Tags: attack of the zombies, bites, bitten, brains, brooklyn, dead walking, eating brains, how to stop a zombie, new york, night of the living dead, the living dead, zombie, zombie attack, zombie in Manhattan, zombie outbreak, zombies, zombies attack
NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!
Posted on 23 October 2009
Tags: anti zombie, anti zombie weapons, defense spending, hate crimes, hate crimes bill, matthew shepard, saxby chambliss, sean hannity, senator chambliss, shepard bill, zombie defense, zombie defense spending, zombie outbreak, zombie outbreak policy, zombie survival
WASHINGTON, DC – 35 Republican senators voted against a defense bill that included hate crime legislation. They claim it was based on cuts in anti-zombie spending.
Posted on 29 January 2009
Tags: caution! zombies! ahead!!!, cdc, center for disease control, run for cold climates, the end is near!!!!!!!, undead chaser, zombie, zombie expert, zombie outbreak, zombie sign, zombies, zombies ahead
AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!