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ZOMBIES ATTACK NEW YORK
NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!
HATE CRIMES AMENDMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – 35 Republican senators voted against a defense bill that included hate crime legislation. They claim it was based on cuts in anti-zombie spending.
ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT
AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!
