Tag Archive | "yankees"

JETER HITS 3000, TRADED TO METS

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NEW YORK — After Derek Jeter reached the 3,000 hit mark, he was traded to the New York Mets.

JETER CHANGES MIND, JOINS RED SOX

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NEW YORK – An anonymous donor offered Derek Jeter $100 million to ditch his new Yankee deal and join the Red Sox. Jeter agreed.

JOSH HAMILTON TO ENTER PRIESTHOOD

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ARLINGTON, TX – Texas Ranger slugger Josh Hamilton announced he will join the priesthood after the World Series.

PADRES SELL SOULS FOR PLAYOFF SPOT

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SAN DIEGO – The Padres, two games out in the wild card race, decided to sell their souls to the devil.

STEINBRENNER DIES, COSTANZA ARRESTED

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George Steinbrenner, a towering figure in the sports world, died Tuesday morning in Tampa. George Costanza was arrested soon after in a nearby coffee shop.

WORLD SERIES GAME 3

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PHILADELPHIA, PA – The New York Yankees have attributed their Halloween win to Bat Boy.

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS TO BUY YANKEES?

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BRONX, NY – It was reported that Michael Jackson was to trade in his famed sequined glove for a baseball mitt. The late eccentric millionaire was to buy the Yankee franchise — so he could play center field.

ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE

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NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.

MADONNA DIVORCE SHOCKER!

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Exclusive information reveals that Alex Rodriguez, Yankees player and rumored lover of Madonna, is actually Madonna’s son!