LONDON – World War Two German bomber, from the 1940s, are once again dropping bombs on England!

Brits were shocked on Friday to see old Nazi bomber planes flying overhead again and – dropping bombs!

This fighter plane attack comes soon after British oceanographers found a The Dornier 17  in the sea just off the Kent coast, southeast England, in an area known as the Goodwin Sands.

The plane came to rest upside-down in 50 feet of water and has become partially visible from time to time as the sands retreated before being buried again.

Apparently, this aeronautical find, reawakened some Nazi fighter spirits.   “It wasn’t long after we announced the discovery that we saw the Nazi planes overhead, dropping bombs!” said lead researcher Dr. Thomas Hillstrom of Kent.

The worst of it all for the Brits:  these ghost pilots have no fear of dying.  They’re already dead!

The Dornier 17, known as “the flying pencil,” dropped fifteen bombs on Dover last night.  British anti-aircraft missiles tried to take the Nazi planes down, but were unsuccessful.  The Dornier 17 was designed as a passenger plane in 1934 and was later converted for military use as a fast bomber, difficult to hit and theoretically able to outpace enemy fighter aircraft and anti-aircraft guns.

Six hundred Bits have already died in the latest bombing raid.  “We were sitting around watching Peep Show when suddenly there was a bomb hitting our garage.  It was quite unsettling.”

British Prime Minister Cameron Brown has called on Angela Merkel, the Chancellor of Germany, to halt the bombing raids, but Merkel said she has no knowledge of the attack.  “We don’t order ghost planes to drop bombs.”

Meanwhile, the Brits are planning to attack Berlin.  Stay tuned…

KIEV, UKRAINE – Ukrainian artist Kseniya Simonova just won the Ukraine’s version of “America’s Got Talent” using Sand Drawing.  With a little sand and a lot of skill she tells the story of the German invasion and occupation of Ukraine in World War II.

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NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.

The decommissioned WWII battleship returns to its dock, reopening the Intrepid Sea, Air, and Space Museum. Spectators were delighted as the Battleship approached the city, and even more surprised when Grakkle the Kraken emerged in dramatic fashion sending waves crashing over the Intrepid.

Executive Director of the Intrepid Museum, Susan Marenoff commented, “It was such a pleasure to have Grakkle rise in honor of the Intrepid’s return. We had no idea he was in the area, or a fan of the museum. We’re hoping to have him participate in an upcoming exhibition on the role of US Warships in the Kraken-Great Squid Battle of 1948.”

Viewers were treated to a nautical display not seen in recent decades. While Grakkle was once a common site along the coast of Manhattan, Coney Island, and the Long Island Sound, he been much more reclusive as of late.

“I was delighted to see two of New York City’s treasures together,” New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg told reporters, “but my fear is that the rise of Grakkle is a portent for something brewing under the waters of New York. We really cannot afford another Kraken outlash against our trade ships. Not in this economy.”