LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!

ROMANIA – Angry witches are casting spells to get back at politicians.

SALEM, MA – A Salem woman has been indicted by federal agents after posting a poisonous apple pie recipe online!

DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.

WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.