LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!

LONDON – Rupert Murdoch testified the phone-hacking scandal happened because Rebekah Brooks is a witch.

DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.

HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.

TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.