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FLYING WITCHES ARRESTED IN KANSAS
Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas City airspace.
REBEKAH BROOKS IS A WITCH!
LONDON – Rupert Murdoch testified the phone-hacking scandal happened because Rebekah Brooks is a witch.
WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.
CHRISTINE O’DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON PIERS MORGAN
LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!
SALEM WITCH ARRESTED
SALEM, MA – A Salem woman has been indicted by federal agents after posting a poisonous apple pie recipe online!
MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.
CHRISTINE O’DONNELL CASTS A SPELL ON MAHER
DOVER – Upset with Bill Maher for exposing her witchcraft comment, Christine O’Donnell put a hex on him.
PALIN SPENDS COLUMBUS DAY ON WITCH HUNT
WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.
