CARSON CITY, NV – The Astrology Association of America has released an official profile for the new zodiac sign Ophiuchus.

WASHINGTON D.C. – Two great past leaders may have been part of a great cover-up!

I’m madder than Winston Churchill at an A.A. meeting! Just when I figured Al Gore couldn’t get any nuttier, yesterday he made a fool of himself again.

I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!