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OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS PARTY IN MIAMI!
President Obama played golf Sunday with Tiger Woods and then the two men went out and had a wild night in Miami.
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION
The US. Government will reportedly spend over $300 million on the second inauguration of Barack Obama.
PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
OBAMA AND THE CHOOM GANG
President Barack Obama’s pot smoking days have been given the Taiwanese animation treatment.
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
