OBAMA SEIZES CONTROL OF THE INTERNET
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
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BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION
The US. Government will reportedly spend over $300 million on the second inauguration of Barack Obama.
BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
OBAMA AND THE CHOOM GANG
President Barack Obama’s pot smoking days have been given the Taiwanese animation treatment.
