UGLY PEOPLE TO GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.
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KIM KARDASHIAN GOT MARRIED!
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot tonight at The White House!
CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE
BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get them to repeal their new immigration law.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2011
WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
OBAMA SELLS WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
CHEESE KILLS, EAT CHEESE
WASHINGTON – The FDA has found that cheese – of any kind – kills. Congress is urging old people to eat cheese.
