BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
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ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
OBAMA BASKETBALL
WASHINGTON – The White House is ordering all schools in the United States to use the new official American basketball.
CLOONEY ARRESTED
George Clooney was led away in handcuffs after storming the Sudanese Embassy protesting the actions of the country’s president Omar Al-Bashir.
SEND YOUR RESUME TO THE WHITE HOUSE
The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.
WHITE HOUSE DENIES ALIEN ATTACK
The White House denied today that there is an alien invasion happening – but they are looking for aliens.
HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.
OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.
MOUNTAIN LIONS LOOSE IN DC!
WASHINGTON, DC – There are numerous reports of mountain lions roaming the streets of DC!
OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
