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WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
OBAMA SEIZES CONTROL OF THE INTERNET
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
DRONES TARGET RAND PAUL
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
OBAMA AND TIGER WOODS PARTY IN MIAMI!
President Obama played golf Sunday with Tiger Woods and then the two men went out and had a wild night in Miami.
