The Obama Administration is reportedly asking Americans to send their resumes to the White House.

The White House denied today that there is an alien invasion happening – but they are looking for aliens.

WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.

WASHINGTON, DC – There are numerous reports of mountain lions roaming the streets of DC!

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.

HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries tied the knot tonight at The White House!

BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.

WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.