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The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!