WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!

Navy SEALs have become national heroes since news broke that they took down Osama bin Laden, so it’s fitting that the newest action figure from a Connecticut company is a fierce looking President Barack Obama as a SEAL.

The minute Obama said late on the night of May 1 that the U.S. had found and killed bin Laden, Emil Vicale knew which his action figure company’s would make next — Rambama.

Obama spoke the words that would make Vitale feel the same way: “Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of al Qaeda.”

The next morning, The White House staff was ordered to contract HeroBuilders to build a Barack Obama action figure.  On Wednesday morning, Hero Builders with the White House Doll Team, released the Obama SEAL Team 6 action figure — a muscular President in fatigues armed with an M1-A4.

The White House released this statuette in 2009 and Jay Carney, the White House Press Secretary, said:  “It’s still selling like hotcakes!”

Here’s what some people are saying about the new Obama action figure:

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WASHINGTON, DC -  WH Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, resigned today because  Michelle Obama was not happy that he leaked information about her pregnancy.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs says it’s been a “remarkable privilege” to be President Barack Obama’s top spokesman, “even when you wake up at 4 and pick up the paper and groan.”

But Michelle Obama is happy to see him go.  She was extremely unhappy that he leaked the news of her new pregnancy.  WWN broke the story on Sunday, January 2nd.

You can READ THE FULL REPORT HERE.

Gibbs forgot the Golden Rule of the White House:  ‘You do not want to get Michelle upset.”

Today Gibbs announced his departure from the White House by telling reporters that “I would not trade the worst days here for many of the best days at another job.”  Clearly, this is one of the worst days.

Gibbs leaked the information about Michelle Obama’s pregnancy to the major news outlets, including WWN, and was reprimanded by both Michelle Obama and Barack Obama.   The White House is now officially denying that Michelle Obama is pregnant, but WWN spoke with Michelle Obama’s doctor today and he confirmed that she is expecting a baby boy next July.

“Michelle Obama is pregnant,” said Dr. Michael D’Alessandro of John Hopkins Medical Center. “The baby is healthy and the parents are both thrilled about having another baby.”

Gibbs originally said he will leave the podium after the upcoming State of the Union address — but Michelle Obama already had his office packed up.  “He’ll be in Chicago by tomorrow morning,” said the temporary White House Press Secretary, Jonell Markum.

In a written statement, President Obama hailed Gibbs as “a close friend, one of my closest advisers and an effective advocate from the podium.” But he felt “sad” that Gibbs would temporarily “lose his mind” and reveal Michelle’s pregnancy to the public.  “He wasn’t thinking,” said President Obama.

Gibbs was Obama’s spokesman during the 2008 presidential campaign, having joined the future president’s team when Obama ran for U.S. Senate in 2004.

The Alabama-born Gibbs is a vocal supporter of Auburn University who shares Obama’s enthusiasm for sports.  But Auburn has distanced itself from Gibbs since he “tattled” on Michelle Obama.  “That ain’t something an Auburn Tiger would do,” said Auburn President, Jeb Stuart.

And for the record… Michelle Obama is still pregnant.

CRAWFORD, TX – Bush Administration officials have announced the latest recipient of a Presidential pardon.

In a blatant move to cloak a big news story in the post-Christmas haze, the President has chosen the beneficiary of his forgiving nature – Manigator!

While not featured on the original list of hundreds of names considered by the Judicial Department for a pardon, Manigator seems to have received the pardon directly from the President himself.

“The President has always been a fan of Manigator and his unique style of shenanigans,” Dana Perino, White House Press Secretery said to the handful of correspondents who showed up for the daily press briefing.

Refusing to take questions about the pardon, it was clear that Perino was trying to slip it in among the lighter news stories of the day.

Legal analysts are eager to read the briefing and documentation of the pardon to see for which of his many crimes Manigator is being pardoned.

“With such a lengthy history of misdemeanors and felonies its really anyone’s guess.” Judicial expert and political analyst Jeffrey Toobin said. “Perhaps it’s for participating in multiple hate crimes while on the Ellen Degeneres show or assaulting the Rockettes or simply for disturbing the peace nearly every day.

“Maybe it’s for starring in the worst film ever made. We’ll just have to wait and see.”