Tag Archive | "west virginia"

TAX EXTENSION FOR BAT BOY

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CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!

BAT BOY HUNTS MADOFF

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SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!

BAT BOY MILK

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SENECA FALLS, W.VA – America’s favorite mutant was spotted in line this weekend to see the movie Milk.

BAT BOY GOBBLES TURKEY WHOLE

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MARTINSBURG, WV – Bat Boy was spotted on a turkey farm celebrating Thanksgiving early.

OBAMA’S NEW PET

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CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Obama’s Transition team announced today that the First Family to be has made a very important decision.

BAT BOY STEALS NEW WARCRAFT GAME

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LOST WORLD CAVERNS, WV – Bat Boy has joined more than two million people in getting the new World of Warcraft expansion set.

Bat Boy Hangs with David Blaine

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NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy visited David Blaine during his “Upside Down Man” stunt, where Blaine is hanging by his feet for 60 hours in Central Park.

Bat Boy didn’t seem to understand what all the hooplah was about, as he sleeps every day by hanging from the top of his cave in West Virginia.

To show his support, he brought a swarm of mosquitoes for Blaine to feast on for sustenance. Blaine thanked him but politely declined.