LOS ANGELES – There are rumors out of China that companies hired to produce Kardashian products – use slave labor!

LOS ANGELES – Rumors out of Los Angeles are that Kim and Kris made several sex tapes during their 72-day marriage.

LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian has filed a restraining order against Michael Buble, who seems to be obsessed with the reality star.

LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have reconciled and plan to re-marry on New Year’s Eve.

LOS ANGELES – Only two months after their wedding, it looks like Kim and Kris are going their separate ways.

HOLLYWOOD – Mr. Kim Kardashian, who also plays basketball, was asked by producers of his wife’s reality show to get butt implants to match his wife’s. And he’s doing it!

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.

KONA, HAWAII – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married her longtime love Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.

ST. LOUIS – The economy is terrible. Brides are forced to come up with creative ways to realize their dream wedding. Toilet paper is the answer.

GAULEY, WV – At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.