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BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING
After controversial ruling, Chief Justice goes into hiding.
ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2011
WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
DEAD COW ON SHORE WARNING OF ALIEN INVASION
SEATTLE, WA – A dead cow washes ashore with the Mark of the Alien
NATIONAL SOUP SWAP DAY
PORTLAND, OR – Festivities ramp up for the 5th Annual National Soup Swap Day.
