ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
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OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2011
WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
DEAD COW ON SHORE WARNING OF ALIEN INVASION
SEATTLE, WA – A dead cow washes ashore with the Mark of the Alien
NATIONAL SOUP SWAP DAY
PORTLAND, OR – Festivities ramp up for the 5th Annual National Soup Swap Day.
KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY TEAM ALIEN
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY
WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin.
FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
