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DEER JUMPS INTO LION CAGE
WASHINGTON, DC – A wild deer was attacked after jumping into a lion enclosure!
BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA
LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN
WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.
ED ANGER SAYS OBAMA = O-BOW-MA!
I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!
TAXING AIG BONUSES
WASHINGTON, DC – Passing by an huge majority, the House of Representatives set a new precedent in fiscal oversight: seizing executives’ pants and first-born child!
FANTASY INAUGURATION
WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning response to the passing of Ricardo Montalban, Barack Obama has announced last-minute changes to his upcoming inauguration.
NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT
WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.
PRESIDENT DODGES ALIEN SHOES
WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.
OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.
OBAMA INVITES ALIEN CHOIR TO WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – President-Elect Obama asserted influence this weekend, advising President Bush on which holiday choir to pick for the White House – and they’re aliens!
