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U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD
Obama administration continues to cut corners.
FALLING SATELLITE HEADED FOR CAPITOL HILL!
HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2011
WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
JOSHES OF THE WORLD UNITE AND THEY’RE NOT KIDDING
WASHINGTON, DC – Joshes of the world unite to protest the use of the phrase “Just Joshing”
ETERNAL FLAME GOES GREEN FOR JFK 50th
WASHINGTON – JFK’s eternal flame is going green!
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.
YETIS ON EAST COAST
WASHINGTON D.C. – Half of America declared a Snow Day on Wednesday. Yetis were spotted all along the east coast.
GOP BELIEFS
WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!
