HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!

WASHINGTON, DC – Budget crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.

WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.

WASHINGTON, DC – Joshes of the world unite to protest the use of the phrase “Just Joshing”

WASHINGTON – JFK’s eternal flame is going green!

WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.

HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.

WASHINGTON D.C. – Half of America declared a Snow Day on Wednesday. Yetis were spotted all along the east coast.

WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!

WASHINGTON, DC – A wild deer was attacked after jumping into a lion enclosure!