FALLING SATELLITE HEADED FOR CAPITOL HILL!

HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!

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FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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