HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
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WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
The US. Government will reportedly spend over $300 million on the second inauguration of Barack Obama.
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Reports have emerged claiming that Cindy McCain, wife of Republican Presidential nominee John McCain, will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.