Tag Archives: wall street
FACEBOOK IPO ROADSHOW
Wall Street Groupies swooned as Mark Zuckerberg met with investors about his IPO.
2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL
According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.
ZOMBIES JOIN OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST!
NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.
ORANGE PROTESTER NETTING FOR SALE
NEW YORK, NY- Get your Orange Protester Fence sold exclusively sold by Weekly World News!
WALL STREET BULL COLLAPSES
NEW YORK – The Charging Bull of Wall Street mysteriously collapsed over the weekend. What could this mean?
GOLDMAN PARTNER INJURED IN TRADING ACCIDENT
WWN FINANCIAL NEWS – A Goldman Sachs Group partner was hospitalized in a bizarre trading accident.
WALL STREET BONUSES
NEW YORK – Wall Street bonuses for 2010 will larger than any year in its history.
DARTH VADER AT STOCK EXCHANGE
NEW YORK, NY – One of the universe’s most heinous villains opened Wall Street today!
MAN SUES HIMSELF FOR $8 MILLION
NEW YORK – Wall Street executive Robert Rubin has successfully sued himself for $8 million.
JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!
UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!










