Tag Archives: wall street

FACEBOOK IPO ROADSHOW

By Frank Lake on May 7, 2012

Wall Street Groupies swooned as Mark Zuckerberg met with investors about his IPO.

By Frank Lake on January 16, 2012

According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

By Tap Vann on October 5, 2011

NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.

By Tap Vann on October 3, 2011

NEW YORK, NY- Get your Orange Protester Fence sold exclusively sold by Weekly World News!

By Frank Lake on September 26, 2011

NEW YORK – The Charging Bull of Wall Street mysteriously collapsed over the weekend. What could this mean?

By Samuel T. Westbrook on January 13, 2011

WWN FINANCIAL NEWS – A Goldman Sachs Group partner was hospitalized in a bizarre trading accident.

By Tap Vann on December 3, 2010

NEW YORK – Wall Street bonuses for 2010 will larger than any year in its history.

By Tap Vann on December 22, 2009

NEW YORK, NY – One of the universe’s most heinous villains opened Wall Street today!

By Foxington Delaware on February 19, 2009

NEW YORK – Wall Street executive Robert Rubin has successfully sued himself for $8 million.

By Erik Van Datiken on December 8, 2008

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!