According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street.  900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.

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NEW YORK – The Charging Bull of Wall Street mysteriously collapsed over the weekend. What could this mean?

WWN FINANCIAL NEWS – A Goldman Sachs Group partner was hospitalized in a bizarre trading accident.

NEW YORK – Wall Street bonuses for 2010 will larger than any year in its history.

NEW YORK, NY – One of the universe’s most heinous villains opened Wall Street today!

NEW YORK – Wall Street executive Robert Rubin has successfully sued himself for $8 million.

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

“The presidential candidates were right: Main Street IS more important than Wall Street. So I woke up this morning and decided to officially change the name Wall Street to Main Street.”