STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK!

“To Err is Simian”  Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the stock-picking chimp violated his cardinal rule – “don’t fall in …

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2011: RECORD YEAR FOR SOULS SOLD TO DEVIL

According to records kept in Vatican City, more souls were sold to the devil in 2011, than any year since 1933.

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ZOMBIES JOIN OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST!

NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street.  900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.

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GOLDMAN PARTNER INJURED IN TRADING ACCIDENT

WWN FINANCIAL NEWS –  A Goldman Sachs Group partner was hospitalized in a bizarre trading accident.

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