Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $25 million a year to rename our galaxy.

BALTIMORE – A bleach fight broke out in a Maryland Wal-Mart.

RKANSAS – Wal-Mart signed a deal with Casey Anthony to sell the “Casey Anthony Pink Tux shirt” exclusively at their stores.

BENTONVILLE, Ark., — A Wal-Mart executive insists the company paid off several Supreme Court Justices.

BENTONVILLE, AR – Wal-Mart has begun selling a crunchy snack mix that contains real insects!

Ice cream parlors and grocery stores across the U.S. will begin selling ice cream made from breast milk. It’s organic!

NEW YORK – Clothing industry analysts predict clothing prices will rise 50% in the coming months.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Target Announces that they will change their logo

TACOMA, WA – Another foot has washed ashore. The Severed Foot Mystery deepens.

ARKANSAS – Citizens of the Razorback State voted “yes” on a state proposition that will permit the construction of Wal-Mart City.